Tuesday, August 19, 2014

The Men Who Keep Me Single #2

I'm just going to transcribe the email for this one. I think it speaks for itself.

"Just wanted to say that I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Swanson TV dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with Welch's grape juice."

An attempt at hilarity? A misguided notion as to what women want? A creep? Whatever the answer, here's my verdict: nope, I'm still not being too picky.

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